Wednesday 19th January

National Socialism Alive and Well in Prestatyn.

So how exactly should Prestatyn council deal with the gypsies it has in its area. Quite simple really according to Mayor Mike Eckersley, they should be dealt with the old fashioned 1930's German way. During a meeting last November the Mayor was heard to have said regarding the gypsies that "Hitler had the right idea". So is this the Tory Mayor's response on how to deal with minority groups in contemporary modern Britain. The remark was made during the council's Corporate Equalities meeting. Prestatyn council have claimed that Herman's I mean Mike's comments have caused embarrassment to the office of the Mayor. What makes this even harder to believe is that the Fuhrer sorry Mayor has only offered to apologize for his remark. When the BBC tried to contact the Mayor's office they were told Heir Goebbels was unavailable for comment.

The chair of the meeting Dr. Christine Evans said it was a "stupid" comment made on the spur of the moment. She then continued "he used the word Hitler and how he got rid of them or something like that". On Wednesday councillor Mike German (does this story get stranger or what?) is to table a motion for a vote of no confidence in the Mayor. I have learned that Heir Eckersley already has his propaganda machine working. But the Welsh branch of the Nazi I mean Conservative party found that he had done no wrong doing. At the start of the next council meeting members from all parties are expected to take a pledge of allegiance to Prestsyn and its Furher.

In other related news the Mayor has asked the Polytechnic of Prestatyn to offer honorary BTECS to a Mr. Mel Gibson of California, and one Sarah Palin of Alaska. The town's planning committee is now deciding where to build the forced labour camp should be situated, and wondering whether the "Work will set you free" sign over the gate should be in Welsh or the more traditional German. Mike Eckersley doesn't care where it is as long as it is not on his doorstep. Although his preference for the sign is to be Welsh so when spoken out loud it won't sound so gay.

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