Tuesday 18th January

The Cock and the Rodent.

This is a story that is strange that it couldn't be made up. Or if it is you would be glad you had written it. This story comes courtesy of the good old BBC news website. And it is also a story that could only happen in the good old U S of A. A prisoner being held in Nassau County Jail in New York State is suing the said correctional facility because whilst he was in his bed he said a rat like rodent chewed its way through his mattress and then proceeded to chomp on his little fellow and two of his fingers. I shit you not. If you like go to the BBC website and search for the name Peter Solomon and this story should come up, if not just Google that shit.

Solomon is suing the prison for negligence and racism. After being bitten by the little fucker, he had to be given a course on injections for rabies. But it does make you wonder why his hand was in such close proximity to his cock, and how did the rat know where to go, or did he simply smell the cheese? Solomon is also undergoing psychological treatment for sexual dysfunction. The judge presiding over the case said the Solomon legal team had presented sufficient evidence for the case to proceed. I wonder what Sarah Palin would make of this situation, she would probably post a picture of a body with cross hairs over other parts of the body that need to be chewed. The swing state would already be in red clearly.

 

Cornish Bed and Breakfast.

The bed and breakfast that refused to allow a gay couple to share a room, had acted unlawfully. The people who own the establishment are part of the God Squad, who believes that unmarried couples should not be sharing a room. Not this unbiased person I think that these owners go to the same church as Mel Gibson and Sarah Palin. The Church of the Protestant White Supremacist's. Hall and Preddy the two man in question said the owners had directly discriminated against them for being a gay couple. The two gents just wanted to have a weekend away together which is perfectly normal. They rang the B&B to make sure that it would be okay to take a dog to their property which was fine. So presumably the owners of the B&B clearly have no problems with bestiality. Which is not surprising with a name like Mr. & Mrs. Bull.? The Bull's had to pay the gay couple who are in a civil partnership £1500 damages. And if you are a gay couple looking for a quite weekend getaway do not book a room at the Chymorvah Hotel near Penzance. Palin and Gibson have booked all the room for their Tea Party's Cornish branch.