Thursday 20th January

The Horny Old Goat and the Jailbait Hooker Part 2

Good old Silvio is back in the news again this time having a go at the Milan movers and shakers in the legal system. He is claiming magistrates have mounted what he is calling a "Politically motivated campaign to have him ousted". What does the dirty fucker think is going to happen when he is being investigated for having sex with an underage girl, who has clearly been paid off? I can't think why else a girl would be given monies jewellery and a car. The Italian PM has claimed the investigation into this affair is unconstitutional and flawed. Flawed why because it is true? He also wants to pass a law to prevent magistrates from investigating elected officials.

He says that he has nothing to be ashamed of. If you define ashamed of shafting a 17 year old girl and then paying to keep her trap shut then, job well done. The 74 year old has refused to attend any of the questioning sessions, and disputes that Milan's magistrates have the legal right to pursue the case. He is claiming that they do not have either the "functional or territorial competency". He said his failure to attend the sessions was to endorse there illegitimacy. Well to me silence speaks volumes.

The Milan officials Berlusconi claims have engaged in spying tactics worthy of an anti-mafia investigation. 150 agents questioned young girls who Silvio claimed were just his dinner guests. Girls whom he claimed were held for hours without legal assistance, and food deprived. Claiming these girls was treated like mafia suspects. Treatment he said must not go unpunished. The 385 page report much of it dedicated to the allegation that a Moroccan belly dancer Karima El Mahroug who was at the time only 17 was paid to have sex with him. Under Italian law it is illegal to pay to have sex with an under 18. But the only thing that Berlusconi and Karima both agree on is that they didn't have sex. I suspect it is because he told her "I give you lots of money car and jewellery, you say we never have sex" and she just said "Alright hand it over".

There you go kids case solved.