Eat your heart out Capello

The Best England Team Ever?

 

With the appalling performance of the so called England football team at the World Cup I think it is about time to name the best England Team of all time.

Without doubt the keeper's spot has to be Gordon Banks. The four players in front of him Bobby Moore Stuart Pearce Terry Butcher and Jack Charlton

In the midfield I would have Paul Gascoigne Steven Gerrard Chris Waddle and possibly Glen Hoddle pre religious extremism days of course. Up front is a toss up between Gary 'gentleman' Lineker and Bobby Charlton. Or Alan 'receding hairline' Shearer and Michael Owen pre-injury days naturally.

But who could possibly manage this motley crew? Kevin Keegan is a no-no and Graham Taylor would not like my team selection. Terry Venables past would haunt any possibility of being team coach. So that leaves just two possibilities Sir Alf and Sir Bobby. The only way to settle this question would be to put them both in a cage and let them fight to the death. Cruel you might be thinking but if the players were to witness that spectacle it might make them more likely to win. To give them the bull dog fighting spirit.

This team could quite possibly win the World Cup.

Carlsberg do not do Fantasy Football team blogs but if they did........

 

Yes that is right this was all a clumsy set up for an electronic prank.